September 26, 2006 >>>

An open letter to the tagger that hit my office

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Dear Sir or Madam,

We noticed the little gem you left on our ONE WAY - DO NOT ENTER sign last night, and after closer inspection I can safely say you are undoubtedly the world's worst graffiti artist.

Your childish attempts at this urban art form are ridiculous. How am I supposed to take you and your "posse" seriously if you tag with a red Crayola marker? It's not permanent, you idiot! Using my spit, a little bit of Scrubbing Bubbles and 5 minutes of mild exertion, I was able to wipe off EDZ 402ne or whatever you were writing. So please, stop the tagging - you're only embarrassing yourself.

posted by on September 26, 2006 at 1:11 PM

September 21, 2006 >>>

Newsflash - Booze Rulz in Lincoln

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Drinkin' in Lincoln


Lincoln’s rate is the fourth worst in the nation. Binge drinking – drinking to get drunk – is worse here than in Madison, Wis.; Las Vegas or Minneapolis.
Worse than Vegas? Really? I'm so proud.

posted by on September 21, 2006 at 12:54 PM