December 18, 2006 >>>

Cagey

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The weekend before last I whooped it up in San Francisco, in particular with my friend Scott, new awesome friend Katie and her friend Tobias. We ended up at The Cat Club there and I danced with this tranny in the cage for a while. Brandon later to me that she had, what he calls, "an alphalpha headlock." Just think it over.

posted by on December 18, 2006 at 4:55 PM

December 05, 2006 >>>

Big Dan's Quote of the Day

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Me: Dad, my lips are so dry and cracked they're killing me.

Big Dan: "Apply bacon grease and stay away from dogs." = gold

posted by on December 05, 2006 at 3:46 PM